The Dictionary of Dating
- ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
- DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom
you don't especially like in the present and will learn
to like a lot less in the future.
- BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing
special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom,
and dating repulsive men.
- EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual
morals of a man.
- EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to
a man that she is interested in him. Despite being
advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking
a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
are not located in her chest.
- FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.
- INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to
by the man as "playing hard to get."
- INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all
the talking.
- IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a
few months together.
- LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
- NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more
often than he does.
- SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love
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