Out-of-context Quotes from a weekend at the cottage

May 20, 2008 | Filed Under Random Silliness | 1 Comment

“I’m going up to the cottage-owned-by-six-people-who-are-still-speaking-to-each-other.”

“Chocolate bears in garlic dip?”
“You gotta problem with that?!”
“Get it right: they are organic, coop-grown chocolate graham bears!”
“Have another one of those. I want to see that again.”
“I don’t.”
“Eating garlic and chocolate is like a religious experience.”

“Wait a minute – there are the ten commandments and the lesser ten commandments?  Is that like the GPL and the Lesser GPL?”

“I’m not even aware of what I’m doing!”

“Don’t you remember that children’s book?  ‘Don’t tease the weasel’?”
“That sounds like a euphemism. Don’t you go teasin’ the weasel!”

“Next Year we should do a vegetarian roast.”
“I’m not driving four hours for a tofurkey”

(pointing at lamb on roasting spit) “See? That’s what happens to vegetarians!”

“Did you enjoy your vegetarian lamb today?”
“Yes.  It absolutely was a vegetarian!”

“If I want to sleep, it’s on the couch. If I’m going through the motions, I use the bed.”

“Al, it was nice to see Chris but we would’ve rather had grilled cheese.”  (Al brought Chris instead of his campfire grill-cheese makers).

“If you die intestate…”
“I’ve never had testes!”
“I’ve borrowed some… What is it they say? A testes in the hand is worth two in the bush?”
“Now is probably not the time to discuss this with her…”

“I’m just feeling so sexy in my rubber and plastic here.”
“Do you have mazola to go with that rubber?”

“If I knew you were doing video, I could have done so much more!”