Comments on: From the mouths of heartless babes…

By: s.k.

s.k. — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:44:05 +0000

My mom had three kids, me being the last. To this day, she complains about her labor pains.

My oldest brother was a 9-pound baby, dry birth, no drugs. My other brother was born while my mother was suffering from food poisoning.

I was the easiest. Seven pounds, but I was a breech birth. My mom claimed that I was a hell-raiser during my infant/toddler years, just doing whatever I wanted. I suppose there’s a reason why I was born ass first.

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:59:52 +0000

Yep, my mom has told me over and over again how sick she was when she was pregnant with me. Heh. I finally fired back with “hmmmm, if abortion was legal in those days, I wonder how many of us would not be here today.” That seemed to shut her up.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 27 May 2008 22:02:30 +0000

Yeah, well, my mother was in labor with me for 72 hours. She used to try to guilt me into things by reminding me of that fact, but I just got to the point where I said, “Hey, *I* didn’t ask to be born.”