How to ensure you DON’T get accepted as a member of HBI
November 19, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 1 Comment
Found this in my inbox…
From: Jennifer
Subject: COMMENT
To: bitchsupreme@heartlessbitches.comWTF is taking so long? Have I been accepted as a member or not?? I sent in my application over a week ago!!!
This would be one of the weeks that takes longer to update! Then again, maybe it always takes over a week to see “weekly updates”?
Y’all should think about removing the word weekly and only have “UPDATES”.
So anyway, I just wanted to tell whoever the lazy ass is to “Update the site!”
Jennifer
*PUNT*
Just for shits and giggles, let’s look at her “application”:
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I say what I what when I want and I dont care whose feelings get hurt.
Charming. Just charming. I’m all for speaking your mind, but it’s not about running roughshod over *everyone*.
I speak the truth – no apologies! But even then, I think my guy loves me more when I bitch …that’s my opinion. Well it makes him try harder to please me!
I smell a Princess. Peee-eeew those things stink!
Lol I always stand my ground.*This is funny my boyf once drew a picture of me holding a heart in one hand the other arm behind my back and you could see a knife poking out from behind me!!! I love that pic!!
How old are you, 12?
lol I’m going to look for it…
You do that. I’m going to bin this app.
One Liner:
I never tire of being called a Bitch. You will respect me!
Uh, no I won’t. But I WILL laugh at you.
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“you will respect me…”
sorry ducks, respect has to be earned, and now you’ve got two people laughing at you.
“gunner”