“Mawwiage…”
December 14, 2009 | Filed Under Lifestyles of the Heartlessly Bitchy | 6 Comments
So we went out on this “Santa Pub Crawl” on Saturday night – the theme of which is to dress up in a Christmas costume – Santa, Elves, Trees… there were even “3 French Hens”… For the first time, rather than wear my “Grinch” costume (the pseudo-santa shirt made by hand out of an old red sweater and some fun-fur) and red leather pants, I bought a cute little number I saw at La Vie en Rose – a little faux-fur-trimmed red velour dress – long sleeved and hooded, with garters and stockings. The stockings that came with it cut my circulation off after 3 minutes, so I bought real lace-topped red ones to go with the outfit. The whole thing came together very nicely.
When I stepped out of the bathroom, with my halls thoroughly decked, did the bf look at me and say, “Wow!” or “That looks nice!” or “We still have some time before we have to leave….” ?
No. He said, “You’re gonna freeze in that.”
I don’t care if we don’t have the piece of paper. We are SO married.
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(chuckle) i need to have a word with that boy. i’ve only been married 43 years this month but i’ve learned to tell a lady when she looks good. its an important lesson.
If he did want you sexually, this whine would have been about how he just saw you as an object, not a person. So you whinge because he didn’t want you sexually when you thought you could control him to do so. Ultimately you can’t control his emotions any more, which obviuosly makes you feel insecure. Maybe you should start treating him like a person?
Ahh Steve, sadly for you, your misguided agenda does not apply. Despite your utter lack of a sense of humor, there are no double-standards here. (Why is it so many of these guys want to project their issues on me? Don’t bother answering Steve, it’s a rhetorical question.)
steve,
you’ve lost the plot old boy, try reading her post again. she had just put time and effort into looking dammed good and boyfriend missed a chance to tell her so. as above i’ve been married for many years, my wife is no longer the pretty young woman i married, but then i’m not the handsome young buck anymore, but she still looks good to me, and i tell her so often, and mean it.
“Mawwaige is what bwings us togevah twoday….” Hilarious drop there! Fucking hilarious!! Sorry, but can I cuss at HBI??
You may have put all that time and effort into it…but boy are you lucky to have a guy like that!!! My husband would drool and treat me like a piece of meat, creepy and dehumanizing, oh yeah then tell me not to whine about being cold ’cause at least I finally dressed up hot. yuck…