Politically Obstreperous

August 31, 2007 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 1 Comment

True Confession:  I really really would have loved to have gone on “Politically Incorrect”.  They called me once about the show – during ratings sweeps week, but decided in the end to go with a higher profile guest.  Damn.  That would have been the icing on my cake.  I would delivered more than a few verbal kicks to the frontal lobe, I am sure.  I would have ROCKED.  (I have been told that I “give good interview”, so I’m not being unrealistic about my abilities. And I DID take theatre in HS, after all.)  Unfortunately, they cancelled the show shortly after that so I never got the chance for an appearance. Damn.

I haven’t seen his new show “Real Time with Bill Maher“, but from the web site it looks much more watered down - not anywhere near the same tenor as “Politically Incorrect”. 

Two weeks ago there was a call for “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet”, a nationally syndicated show out of NYC, but I was just too damn busy and they called with just 2 days notice. This Heartless Bitch needs more lead time than that (You saw what I have been doing the last two weeks).  I have a life you know. And a schedule (that feels like a fucking treadmill at times, but I wouldn’t have it any other way).

Politically Incorrect would have been a helluva way to make my television debut. I’ll just have to hold out for something as suitably controversial and accepting of my, er, “style”.